The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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