No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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