New invention idea: vibrating tampons
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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