so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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