They should really pass out barf bags in church
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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