Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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