Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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