Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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