So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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