I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize