IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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