You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
