I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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