Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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