I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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