Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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