That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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