are you still at the devil's house?
i permit you to call me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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