oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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