Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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