Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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