just come out here and I will go home with you...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
don't judge my taste in strippers
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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