he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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