I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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