i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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