So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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