Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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