dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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