Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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