I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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