Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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