Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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