Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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