it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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