I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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