I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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