My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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