If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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