That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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