Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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