Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
and you fell through a lawn chair
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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