So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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