erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
