nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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