they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you had me at cake vodka
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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