jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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