garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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