:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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