somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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