Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
no, he came in my armpit
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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