Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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