Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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