He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm at about main and main street
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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