im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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