Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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