So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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