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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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