The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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